Restaurant Humour

RESTAURANT JOKE
A man decides to eat in a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the

waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a

prickly black hair inside of the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the

waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going

on back there!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and the man witnesses the cook

taking a meat patty and flattening it under his armpit. He says, "That's

disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "If you think that's disgusting you should see him make

donuts."

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be

at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.

The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies,

"Give me a Stoli with a twist." The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles

and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs..."

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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two

fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help

yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After

a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first

choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" The other one replied, "What are you

complaining for; you have it, don't you?"

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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn

jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the

toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see

the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."

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Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve

anyone, sir! Come on in!


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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French

Toast during the Renaissance.

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There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

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Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home


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